I love Nickadabeebe.

  • Nick: Hi mom, I miss you, good night.
  • Me: Hi Nickadabeebe. I miss you as well. Good night, sweet dreams, and don't let the bedbugs bite!
  • Nick: Swear to God I had the sweetest dream last night. Real quick. It was so sweet I woke up at 3am to go pee and I typed it in my phone so I didn't forget.
  • Me: Okay. I'm ready.
  • Nick: I was a random superhero and my sidekick was epi-pen boy. And he literally had an epi-pen and somehow he shot a lazer out of the pen and we conquored the world all in one night.
  • Me: Best. Dream. EVER.
  • Nick: Time for epi-pen boy, episode 2. Good night.
  • Nick: How'd the audition go?
  • Winston: What?
  • Nick: For the Disney pirate movie.
  • Winston: Haha.
  • Nick: Hey Mister T called. He wants to punch you because that earring looks stupid.
  • Winston: Man, Lil' Wayne wears it.
  • Nick: Oh, Lil Wayne Gonzales from Brazil? Who came to the United States to dance and be free?!